Halloween Jokes - 2015

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' These are the best from this year.

• What do you call an aligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!
• Why does Waldo wear stripes? He does not want to be spotted.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? BooHoo. BooHoo who? Why are you crying?
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Pants or no pants, I'm going swimming.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To go trick or treating.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid Chick fil A.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes? Dishes who? D'is the police, come out with your hands up.
• What did candy say to corn? Want to become candy corn?
• How does a mom dress up for Halloween? As a mummy!
• What did the skeleton waiter say after serving the food? Bone appetite!
• On Halloween, what did the bird say after knocking on the door? Twrick or Tweet!
• What did the teal crayon say to mom? I don't teal well.
• Knock, knock. Cashew. Cashew who? No thanks, I'd rather have a peanut.

Thanks to the woman who asked if I was from the midwest. I spent by trick or treat years in northern Indiana. She commented that in Iowa she was always asked to do something before taking a treat and loved the idea of the joke house.

There you have the best. 2014 and 2012 and 2006 are also available.

Halloween Joke - 2014

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' These are the best from this year.

• What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!
• Why cannot you trust an acupuncturist? They stab you in the back.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Trigger. Trigger who? Trigger or Treat.
• Why did the skeleton cross the road alone? Has no body.
• Say windshield wipers. You wet your diapers.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
• How do you make a tissue dance? Put a litter boogie in it.
• What is a vampire's favorite boat? Blood vessel.
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts.
• Why did the coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter-back.
• What did the skeleton waiter say to the customers? Bone appetite.
• What did the skeleton travel agent say to the customers? Bone voyage.

There you have the best. 2012 and 2006 are also available.

Halloween Jokes 2012

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' So these are the best from this year.

• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts. (a repeat joke)
• Where do ghost go to buy food? The ghostly-store.
• Why cannot you tell a secret on the farm? Potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.
• Why do spiders cross the road? Want to get food.
• Knock knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Biden my hamburger.
• Why no snacks at Halloween party? Everyone was a-goblin.
• Where do celebrities monsters hang-out? Maliboooo!

This were the 2006 Halloween jokes.