- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts. (a repeat joke)
- Where do ghost go to buy food? The ghostly-store.
- Why cannot you tell a secret on the farm? Potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.
- Why do spiders cross the road? Want to get food.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Biden my hamburger.
- Why no snacks at Halloween party? Everyone was a-goblin.
- Where do celebrities monsters hang-out? Maliboooo!
This were the 2006 Halloween jokes.