Halloween Jokes 2012

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' So these are the best from this year.

• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts. (a repeat joke)
• Where do ghost go to buy food? The ghostly-store.
• Why cannot you tell a secret on the farm? Potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.
• Why do spiders cross the road? Want to get food.
• Knock knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Biden my hamburger.
• Why no snacks at Halloween party? Everyone was a-goblin.
• Where do celebrities monsters hang-out? Maliboooo!

This were the 2006 Halloween jokes.