Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween Jokes 2012

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' So these are the best from this year.

  • Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts. (a repeat joke)
  • Where do ghost go to buy food? The ghostly-store.
  • Why cannot you tell a secret on the farm? Potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.
  • Why do spiders cross the road? Want to get food.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe Biden my hamburger.
  • Why no snacks at Halloween party? Everyone was a-goblin.
  • Where do celebrities monsters hang-out? Maliboooo!
This were the 2006 Halloween jokes.

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