Saturday, October 31, 2015

Halloween Jokes - 2015

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' These are the best from this year.
  • What do you call an aligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!
  • Why does Waldo wear stripes? He does not want to be spotted.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? BooHoo. BooHoo who? Why are you crying?
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Pants or no pants, I'm going swimming.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To go trick or treating.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid Chick fil A.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes? Dishes who? D'is the police, come out with your hands up.
  • What did candy say to corn? Want to become candy corn?
  • How does a mom dress up for Halloween? As a mummy!
  • What did the skeleton waiter say after serving the food? Bone appetite!
  • On Halloween, what did the bird say after knocking on the door? Twrick or Tweet!
  • What did the teal crayon say to mom? I don't teal well.
  • Knock, knock. Cashew. Cashew who? No thanks, I'd rather have a peanut.

Thanks to the woman who asked if I was from the midwest. I spent by trick or treat years in northern Indiana. She commented that in Iowa she was always asked to do something before taking a treat and loved the idea of the joke house.

There you have the best. 2014 and 2012 and 2006 are also available.

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