Halloween Joke - 2014

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' These are the best from this year.

• What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!
• Why cannot you trust an acupuncturist? They stab you in the back.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Trigger. Trigger who? Trigger or Treat.
• Why did the skeleton cross the road alone? Has no body.
• Say windshield wipers. You wet your diapers.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
• How do you make a tissue dance? Put a litter boogie in it.
• What is a vampire's favorite boat? Blood vessel.
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts.
• Why did the coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter-back.
• What did the skeleton waiter say to the customers? Bone appetite.
• What did the skeleton travel agent say to the customers? Bone voyage.

There you have the best. 2012 and 2006 are also available.