Monday, November 03, 2014

Halloween Joke - 2014

When kids trick or treat at our house we ask them to tell a joke. We have the reputation as the 'joke house.' These are the best from this year.

  • What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!
  • Why cannot you trust an acupuncturist? They stab you in the back.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Trigger. Trigger who? Trigger or Treat.
  • Why did the skeleton cross the road alone? Has no body.
  • Say windshield wipers. You wet your diapers.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a litter boogie in it.
  • What is a vampire's favorite boat? Blood vessel.
  • Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts.
  • Why did the coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter-back.
  • What did the skeleton waiter say to the customers? Bone appetite.
  • What did the skeleton travel agent say to the customers? Bone voyage.
There you have the best. 2012 and 2006 are also available.

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