Men and Clean Bathrooms

I think there is a simple explanation about why, in general, women keep a cleaner bathroom than men. Conventional wisdom is that men are sloppier because we stand. And then there is a chuckle about our aim. But this misses the point. Sure men can stand, but more importantly we can stand anywhere, especially in the woods. So men's point a reference for a clean bathroom is a pile of leaves next to a tree. Throw in some green moss and a little dirt, then men have a perfectly color coordinated bathroom. Who needs porcelain white?