Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Great Uncle

Years ago I had this idea for a web application. After working on it for weeks, I had to abandon it because I could not figure out the permissions. Now I have and in my spare time over the last two months, that is what I’ve been working on.

More later. GreatUncle.com: Never miss a family birthday again.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Don't be Fooled by the Beer Ape

Rolling Rock ain’t what is use to be. Beer Ape is interesting ad by Anheuser-Busch who now brews it on Bud lines in Newark. Not a very responsible business especially for he people in Latrobe, PA. Save Rolling Rock.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Cobra Child Becoming Adult

Time to start looking at helping my daughter with health insurance now that she has been on Cobra for a year. This stuff is complicated even for a college education.

Monday, November 06, 2006

KKD and Messy World

Krisby Kream is a buy, says Kramer. Elections are suppose to be open to all, but we have laws to say who can vote. Rolling Stone runs an article on polluting the Antic to save Greenland. It is a messy world and somethings rise above and somethings need correcting. And more. Such is life.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Haloween Jokes 2006

Every year I ask the trick or treat kids for a joke. Have a joke, get a big candy bar; no joke, small candy bar. So every year I get more jokes.

Here are this year’s batch. Remember, kids are not politically correct.

  • Why do blonds hate M&Ms? They are too hard to peel.
  • Why did the pilot go to the dentist? To get his chopper fixed.
  • A nun, a clownfish and a homeless person go into a bar with purple carpet. What did the nun say? I’d like a drink.
  • What did zero say to eight? Love you belt  [ 0 8, get it?]
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t know – he was a stupid chicken.
  • Blue house is built with blue bricks. Red house is built with with red bricks. Orange house is build with orange bricks. Yellow house is built with yellow bricks. What is a green house built of? Glass.
  • What do you call a fat, lazy squirrel laying on the ground? Ground meat.
  • What do Michael Jackson and XBox have in common? Both are made of plastic and went from black to white.
  • What did one tooth say to the other? We better get dressed up, the dentist is taking us out today.
  • Plane crashes on the Canadian & US border. Where to they bury the survivors? They don’t bury survivors.
  • You go into the bathroom as American. You leave the bathroom as American. What are you in the bathroom? European. [Say it.]

Monday, October 09, 2006

Keith Olbermann Special Comment

Olbermann wakes us up and points out the most recent lies of the President who is endangering this country. I stand by my comment from four years ago that Bush should be impeached over the lack of weapons of mass destruction. But I’d settle for impeaching Channey, at this point.

Saturday, September 16, 2006