Friday, November 17, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Cobra Child Becoming Adult
Time to start looking at helping my daughter with health insurance now that she has been on Cobra for a year. This stuff is complicated even for a college education.
Monday, November 06, 2006
KKD and Messy World
Krisby Kream is a buy, says Kramer. Elections are suppose to be open to all, but we have laws to say who can vote. Rolling Stone runs an article on polluting the Antic to save Greenland. It is a messy world and somethings rise above and somethings need correcting. And more. Such is life.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Haloween Jokes 2006
Every year I ask the trick or treat kids for a joke. Have a joke, get a big candy bar; no joke, small candy bar. So every year I get more jokes.
Here are this year’s batch. Remember, kids are not politically correct.
- Why do blonds hate M&Ms? They are too hard to peel.
- Why did the pilot go to the dentist? To get his chopper fixed.
- A nun, a clownfish and a homeless person go into a bar with purple carpet. What did the nun say? I’d like a drink.
- What did zero say to eight? Love you belt [ 0 8, get it?]
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t know – he was a stupid chicken.
- Blue house is built with blue bricks. Red house is built with with red bricks. Orange house is build with orange bricks. Yellow house is built with yellow bricks. What is a green house built of? Glass.
- What do you call a fat, lazy squirrel laying on the ground? Ground meat.
- What do Michael Jackson and XBox have in common? Both are made of plastic and went from black to white.
- What did one tooth say to the other? We better get dressed up, the dentist is taking us out today.
- Plane crashes on the Canadian & US border. Where to they bury the survivors? They don’t bury survivors.
- You go into the bathroom as American. You leave the bathroom as American. What are you in the bathroom? European. [Say it.]
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Collections of many Davids triumphing over a few Goliaths
Don’t know if Dave Winer saw this subhead, but it should make him smile as Rod Boothy discusses Enterprise 2.0.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Keith Olbermann Special Comment
Olbermann wakes us up and points out the most recent lies of the President who is endangering this country. I stand by my comment from four years ago that Bush should be impeached over the lack of weapons of mass destruction. But I’d settle for impeaching Channey, at this point.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Javascript Calendar
I’m sure this JavaScript Calendar is used everywhere and I’ll have to use it too.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Old Post Worth Reviewing
Ten Rules of Web Startups by Evan Williams of Odeo, Pyra Labs (Blogger) and Nebraska.
Getting Things Done for Geeks
“It probably takes a backseat only to the Atkins Diet in terms of the number of enthusiastic evangelists.” I’m going to use this guide in 43folders before I rescan the book.
Monday, September 11, 2006
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